Thursday, March 8, 2007

Pastafarian Worldview Devoured by Christianity

Secular humanists God is Dead and FSM remains will be delivered in approximately 12 hours.

Secular humanists establish their individual autonomy as a God, thereby verifying their sinful condition. The parallel from the naturalist's FSM god (Flying Spaghetti Monster) is a poor parallel for the establishment of the argument from the Scriptures for the Triune God.

This man is most certainly a Christian operating from the Christian Worldview as he is actually eating a substance that exists. He can establish the pasta's existence based upon the scriptures early in Genesis, chapter one as it is a plant based food.

29"Then God said, "Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the surface of all the earth, and every tree which has fruit yielding seed; it shall be food for you;

30and to every beast of the earth and to every bird of the sky and to every thing that moves on the earth which has life, I have given every green plant for food"; and it was so."

The Secular Humanist Naturalist (SHN) cannot even eat with their worldview. They have no objective truth upon which to base the existence of food. Therefore, the SHN will have to borrow from the Christian Worldview in order to stay alive. Wait a minute, perhaps there is another way. In order to Stay Alive, they may borrow from ,....

Personally, I think the atheist would be much better off with Christianity. That Christian Science blend is kind of like mixing Starbucks Decaf with the poopie remains of the FSM. Not my idea of a stable foundation for life.

We will see what the Atheist thinks this Sunday as there is a cable special on the umteenth anniversary of the dance classic. I have a friend who will report on the show (as we are celebrating TV Turnoff month during this month) on Multifaceted Christianity on Monday. Stay tuned, perhaps Travolta will be revealed to be the new FSM and a nice snack for the Christian Mind.

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